Glossary

Term	Definition
alpha male	A bossy, manipulative, or domineering male character.
aquavag	the female equivilent of "blue balls"
boy buffet	Having too many men in your bed at once.
chick lit	Genre fiction which addresses issues of modern womanhood, often humorously and lightheartedly. Although it sometimes includes romantic elements, chick lit is generally not considered a direct subcategory of the romance novel genre, because the heroine's relationship with her family or friends is often just as important as her romantic relationships. (Wikipedia)
cumberbitches	Obsessive fans of Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock)
dryball	When your contact lens dry out
epilogue fetus	A romance trope where the female lead becomes pregnant at the end of a story. Often regarded as cliché and demeaning as it implies that the goal of a woman's life should be to bear children or that pregnancy is a punishment for immoral behavior.
fartelicious	Adjective meaning tasty but gas-inducing. (e.g. white bean hummus)
fourth person point-of-view	Fiction written from the perspective of your pets
ghetto spacer	A cocktail made with white rum, Sprite and blue food coloring, served in a large tumbler over ice cubes.
gird your loins	In modern usage, to brace yourself. In ancient times, before engaging in combat men would tuck their lower garments in for increased mobility and to avoid tripping over them.
lem	The term "Lem" means to not finish a book and abandon it. This term comes from when the Sword and Laser (audio podcast) was reading Stanisław Lem's Memoirs Found in a Bathtub. Veronica couldn't make it through the book so just gave up reading it. (S&L Wiki)
quim	A woman's genitalia
sexy time(s)	Sex scences, especially graphic ones.
tentacle porn	Tentacle erotica describes a type of pornography most commonly found in Japan. It integrates elements of traditional pornography...with tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) having sexual intercourse with female characters. (Wikipedia)
tiny wine	Any small bottle of wine, especially an individual portion. A favorite of Felicia due to her self-professed low alcohol tolerence.
vaginal fantasy	Romantic fiction, usually with supernatural, paranormal, or science fiction elements, centered around female protagonists.
wereomones	pheromones for werewolves